10th Nov 2019, 12:00 AM
Move into your new house

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Move into your new house
Today's the big day!



You have successfully finished moving into your new house.



It's about noon.

What do you do?

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10th Nov 2019, 12:08 AM
Mochi
might as well unpack what's in those boxes over there?
10th Nov 2019, 12:12 AM
10th Nov 2019, 12:15 AM
Check outside and make sure no new neighbors are trying to bring tasty snacks. Then it's safe to unpack.
10th Nov 2019, 12:16 AM
"Hey guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
10th Nov 2019, 12:16 AM
"Hey guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
10th Nov 2019, 12:17 AM
Portal In Time
Try to find your router, wifi's top priority in a new house
10th Nov 2019, 12:18 AM
Check out the house!
10th Nov 2019, 12:18 AM
Double check to make sure the open doorway is supposed to be open.
10th Nov 2019, 12:19 AM
Xylas_Incarnum
before unpacking the boxes, who are we again?
10th Nov 2019, 12:20 AM
"I wonder if a pizza place delivers here..."
10th Nov 2019, 12:21 AM
Leafia_Barrett
Start unpacking, get comfortable with the new place. What all did we bring?
10th Nov 2019, 12:30 AM
Morgenstern
I am a test comment for an unrelated experiment. Don't mind me.
10th Nov 2019, 12:33 AM
Japster
I am doing some intense not minding right now
10th Nov 2019, 1:19 AM
Portal In Time
What's that? I couldn't read your comment, I've been Not Minding it so much my brain shuts down at the sight
10th Nov 2019, 12:35 AM
AhZalea
Admire the wonderful flooring, it is quite a lovely floor after all.
10th Nov 2019, 12:37 AM
Akasha
Yeah, unpack first. Also use this as an opportunity to make sure everything you brought with you is, well... actually there.
10th Nov 2019, 12:46 AM
Kumondo
I am also on team "Unpack boxes and check that everything is there." We've got this sense of walking into a room and forgetting why we came in, and taking stock of our self and our surroundings should fix that.
10th Nov 2019, 3:21 AM
10th Nov 2019, 12:51 AM
Remember the important thing, and maybe your name.
10th Nov 2019, 1:10 AM
Also going to recommend unpacking, check if everything made it here (I know I've left things behind a time or two), take in the new space, and acquire food (I'm really not picky how) for yourself and any helpers.
10th Nov 2019, 1:22 AM
Check for traps!
Also, yeah, unpacking & name might be important too.
10th Nov 2019, 2:55 AM
* Find local ISP based on area code, also check for fiber optic.
**IF FIBER: Your LAN should be 10 gigabit
**IF COAX: Your LAN should be gigabit
**OTHER ISP TYPE: Gigabit. Consider home caching servers (HTTP/S MITM proxy cache)
*Essential home servers:
**OpnSense configured to use Wireguard/OpenVPN with a server for a whole-house VPN
**Jellyfin/Plex. Enable UPNP and literally anything in your house can play media from it.
**A spare PC for torrents. Literally just for torrents.
10th Nov 2019, 4:52 AM
YetAnother
Fix all the furniture being off camera and/or nonexistent. Then sit down for a bit, you deserve it.
10th Nov 2019, 5:21 AM
Check out the house to see if the condition of every room is as you last left it - no water damage due to accidental open window or something - and then start unpacking a few basic things as you take us readers through any immediate need-to-know stuff about you.
10th Nov 2019, 5:22 AM
Whoops, forgot to write my name.
10th Nov 2019, 6:45 AM
Macheman7
Look out window. Bask in the glory of home ownership.
10th Nov 2019, 6:55 AM
YetiOlwen
Check your spells and then make a ruckus to attract the guard over... wait no wrong universe.

Use whatever tech/means are available (smartphone, internet enabled computer, psychic plane telepathy, phone book and rotary phone, ect) to check out the local area and get some food delivered. If anyone helped us move let them know lunch is on us and is on the way (unless it was a moving company then thank and pay them and tell them bye).

While waiting for food check and start unpacking the most important boxes (especially any that might trigger some backstory like memories) and get familiar with the new place!
10th Nov 2019, 8:03 AM
go to sleep on a pile of boxes, or just unpack your pillows and blankets in a big nest
10th Nov 2019, 9:40 AM
You should definitely wander around the house a little, as if you didn't already know what every room looked like!
10th Nov 2019, 10:52 AM
Greet the neighbours next door!
10th Nov 2019, 12:04 PM
Take stock of: Self, surroundings, anything that seems out of place- in that order. Then order pizza and unpack the boxes while you wait.
10th Nov 2019, 12:12 PM
Look for a cabinet to hide within. Also towels. We should smell like towels.
10th Nov 2019, 1:13 PM
First of all, who are we?
10th Nov 2019, 1:59 PM
First of all, check the rooms. See where everything is going/ if everything is ok.
14th Nov 2019, 11:06 PM
Freak out!
Panic!
Existential crisis!
You have no idea who you are!